Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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A young lady I met in the park
Had a past exceedingly dark
She told me that once

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A young lady I met in the park
Had a past exceedingly dark
She told me that once
She snogged the class dunce

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A young Lady I met in the park
Had a past exceedingly dark
She told me that once
She snogged the class dunce
Allegedly just for a lark.

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There was a young man from Milan

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There was a young man from Milan
I think his real name was Stan

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There was a young man from Milan
I think his real name was Stan
But Stan was a thief

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There was a young man from Milan
I think his real name was Stan
But Stan was a thief
Poor bloke had no teef

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There was a young man from Milan
I think his real name is Stan
But Stan was a thief
Poor bloke had no teef
Can’t say that I am a fan:shock:

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I saw a woodpecker today

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I saw a woodpecker today
You sure? Looks more like a jay

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I saw a woodpecker today
You sure? Looks more like a jay
He was bangin’ his head

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I saw a woodpecker today
You sure? Looks more like a jay
He was bangin’ his head
Okay, nuff said

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I saw a woodpecker today
You sure? Looks more like a jay
He was bangin’ his head
Okay, nuff said
He said he’d been bangin’ since May.

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I once knew a rather large mole

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I once knew a rather large mole
Who lived down a very large hole

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I once knew a rather large mole
Who lived down a very large hole
He was as blind as a bat

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I once knew a rather large mole
Who lived down a very large hole
He was as blind as a bat
But didn’t mind that

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I once knew a rather large mole
Who lived down a very large hole
He was blind as a bat
But didn’t mind that
He was carried around by a foal.

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There once was a salesman called Brian

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There once was a salesman called Brian
He tried to sell me a lion