Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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There once was a salesman called Brian
He tried to sell me a lion
But the lion was deaf

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There once was a salesman called Brian
He tried to sell me a lion
But the lion was deaf
And had feet like an elf

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There once was a salesman called Brian
He tried to sell me a lion
But the lion was deaf
And had feet like an elf
So I gave it a soft bed to cry on :confused:

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My chimney sweep’s name is Dusty

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My chimney sweep’s name is Dusty
He’s old and a little bit rusty

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My chimney sweep’s name is Dusty
He’s old and a little bit rusty
a right country lad

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My chimney sweep’s name is Dusty
He’s old and a little bit rusty
A right country lad
Plus a husband and Dad

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My chimney sweep’s name is Dusty
He’s old and a little bit rusty
A right country lad
Plus a husband and Dad
And his laughter is loud and gusty !

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I’ve been sowing some seeds tonight

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Behave yourself Mr. Judd.
I have sown some flower seeds in pots in my kitchen tonight.
Now then, I’ll try again. .

I’ve been sowing some seeds tonight

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I’ve been sowing some seeds tonight
Will they grow , well they might

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I’ve been sowing some seeds tonight
Will they grow, well they might
Be good if they do

(Morning Abs)

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I’ve been sowing some seeds tonight
Will they grow, well they might
Be good if they do
So good luck to you

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I’ve been sowing some seeds tonight
Will they grow , well they might
Be good if they do
So good luck to you
Hope the weather gets sunny and bright

( good afternoon Mups )

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It’s St Patricks day begorra

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Be Jasus and behave yerself !!! :smiley:

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Arturnoon all !

I found a four-leafed clover

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It’s St Patricks day begorra
I’m having guiness, quite a lorra

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It’s St Patricks day begorra
I’m having a Guinness, quite a lorra
It’s making me giddy