Limerick (Part 4)

It’s St Patricks day begorra
I’m having guiness quite a lorra
It’s making me giddy
With hunger like a piggy

It’s St Patricks day begorra
I’m having a Guinness, quite a lorra
It’s making me giddy
Cos it’s filled with biddy biddy !

It’s St Patricks day begorra
I’m having a Guinness, quite a lorra
It’s making me giddy
With hunger like a piggy
I’ll sure have a headache tomorra.

I found a four-leafed clover
So good luck should follow me over :-p

I found a four-leafed clover
So good luck should follow me over
The next few days
In many ways
May even buy me Dover ! :shock:

It’s St Patricks day begorra
I’m having a Guinness, quite a lorra
It’s making me giddy
Cos it’s filled with biddy biddy !
But I’ll be better tomorra ! :-p :smiley:

It was only a short term solution

It was only a short term solution
Which added to the general confusion

It was only a short term solution
Which added to the general confusion
The truth seemed just fiction

It was only a short term solution
Which added to the general confusion
The truth seemed just fiction
Which just caused confliction

It was only short term solution
Which added to the general confusion
The truth seemed just fiction
Which just caused confliction
And made it a big revolution.

There was an ice cream man called Bertie

There was an ice cream man called Bertie
Who couldn’t have been more than thirty

There was an ice cream man called Bertie
Who couldn’t have been more than thirty
Ladies queued for his ices

There was an ice cream man called Bertie
Who couldn’t have been more than thirty
Ladies queued for his ices
And for his other vices

There was an ice cream man called Bertie
Who couldn’t have been more than thirty
Ladies queued for his ices
And for his other vices
Cos Bertie was really quite flirty.

A sexy young girl from Kinross

A sexy young lady from Kinross
Would do anything for candy floss

A sexy young lady from Kinross
Would do anything for candy floss
She ate it all day

A sexy young lady from Kinross
Would do anything for candy floss
She ate it all day
Til her face became grey