A sexy young lady from Kinross
Would do anything for candy floss
She ate it all day
Til her face became grey
And she got ticked off by her boss !
George the boxer dog was sweet on a chow.
George the boxer dog was sweet on a chow
Wanted to date her but didn’t know how
George the boxer dog was sweet on a chow
Wanted to date her but didn’t know how
So he went to the garden and dug up a bone
George the boxer dog was sweet on a Chow
Wanted to date her but didn’t know how
So he went to the garden and dug up a bone
Took it indoors and picked up the phone
George the boxer dog was sweet on a Chow
Wanted to date her but didn’t know how
So he went to the garden and dug up a bone
Took it indoors and picked up the phone
To see if he could get a date now.
A sink full of pots waiting to be washed
A sinkful of pots waiting to be washed
Paying someone to do them would cost
A sinkful of pots waiting to be washed
Paying someone to do them would cost
So I decided to save up some cash
A sinkfull of pots waiting to be washed
Paying someone to do them would cost
So I decided to save up some cash
Felt in my mattress to get at my stash
A sinkfull of pots waiting to be washed
Paying someone to do them would cost
So I decided to save up some cash
Felt in my mattress to get at my stash
But bought booze instead and got sloshed
A beauty who sat in the sun
A beauty who sat in the sun
Was drinking a cola and rum
A beauty who sat in the sun
Was drinking a cola and rum
When she suddenly sneezed
A beauty who sat in the sun
Was drinking a cola and rum
Whe she suddenly sneezed
And fell on her knees
A beauty who sat in the sun
Was drinking a cola and rum
When she suddenly sneezed
And fell on her knees
And busted her right handed thumb.
Mornin’ Abbey
In a haunted house by a river
Afternoon EZ
In a haunted house by the river
Someone had left a plateful of liver
In a haunted house by the river
Someone had left a plateful of liver
Was it human or dog ?
In a haunted house by the river
Someone had left a plateful of liver
Was it human or dog?
Or Bob from the bog