Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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In a haunted house by the river
Someone had left a plateful of liver
Was it human or dog ?
Or Bob from the bog
The thought of it makes me shiver :shock:

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Well i’m a lass from Yorkshire

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Well i’m a lass from Yorkshire
Is Malcolm a berk from Berkshire?

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Well I’m a lass from Yorkshire
Is Malcolm a berk from Berkshire ?
I have heard it said

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Well i’m a lass from Yorkshire
Is Malcolm a berk from Berkshire?
I have heard it said
That he is well read

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Well i’m a lass from Yorkshire
Is Malcolm a berk from Berkshire?
I have heard it said
That he is well read
Well read? That’s a laugh sir

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Easter’s not far away

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Easter’s not far away
Eat loadsa chocolate day!

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Easter’s not far awaay
Eat loadsa chocolate day!
Your waistband will grow

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Easter’s not far away
Eat loadsa chocolate day!
Your waistband will grow
As your belly will show

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Easter’s not far away
Eat loadsa chocolate day!
Your waistband will grow
As your belly will show
Good exercise keeps that at bay.

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The was a greengrocer called Syd

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There was a greengrocer called Syd
The love of his life was his pet squid

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There was a greengrocer called Syd
The love of his life was his pet squid
Then one day disaster!

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There was a greengrocer called Syd
The love of his life was his pet squid
Then one day disaster!
The squid said to his master

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There was a greengrocer called Syd
The love of his life was his pet squid
Then one day disaster!
The squid said to his master
I need money - lend us a quid. :slight_smile:

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There once was a witch named Aggy

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There once was a witch named Aggy
Whose bosoms were really saggy

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:shock: rude boy. :lol:

There was once a witch names Aggy
Whose bosoms were really saggy
They were down to her belly

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There was once a witch named Aggy
Whose bosoms were really saggy
They were down to her belly
Nearly touching Nelly