There once was a witch named Aggy
Whose bosoms were really saggy
They were down to her belly
Nearly touching Nelly
And her drawers were also real baggy.
A handsome young blacksmith in Kent
A handsome young blacksmith in Kent
Made horseshoes that were too bent
A handsome young blacksmith in Kent
Needed some fun. Off he went…
A handsome young blacksmith in Kent
Made horseshoes that were too bent
So one day he was sacked
A handsome young blacksmith in Kent
Made horseshoes that were too bent
So one day he was sacked
And his bags were packed
A handsome Young blacksmith in Kent
Made horseshoes that were too bent
So one day he was sacked
And his bags were packed
And off to the army he went
The man from the pub up in Crewe
The man from the pub up in Crewe
was dying to go to the loo
The man from the pub up in Crewe
was dying to go to the loo
But the loo door was locked
The man from the pub up in Crewe
was dying to go to the loo
But the loo door was locked
And so he was mocked
The man from the pub up in Crewe
Was dying to go to the loo
But the loo door was locked
And so he was mocked
When sat on the road doing a poo :shock:
The man from the pub up in Crewe
was dying to go to the loo
But the loo door was locked
And so he was mocked
When he crouched and did a poo ( Sorry 
)
Did this thread take a turn for the worse?
Did this thread take a turn for the worse ?
Don’t ask me , I’m just a nurse
Did this Thread take a turn for the worse?
Don’t ask me, i’m just a nurse
“Just” a nurse? Surely not
Did this thread take a turn for the worse ?
Don’t ask me , I’m just a nurse
"Just " a nurse ? Surely not
"Yes " I’ve seen many a bot
Did this thread take a turn for the worse?
Don’t ask me, i’m just a nurse
“Just” a nurse? surely not
Yes I’ve seen many a bot
And probably more than one hearse.
The weekend is coming up soon
The weekend is coming up soon
And I hear there will be a full moon