Limerick (Part 4)

I need to catch up with my sleep
Because else i’m likely to weep
If I don’t get my Zedz

I need to catch up with my sleep
Becaus else I’m likely to weep
If I don’t get my zedz
And cuddle my Teds

I need to catch up with my sleep
Because else i’m likely to weep
If I don’t get my zedz
And cuddle my Teds
So come on then bring on those sheep.

This year the winter’s been long

This year the winter’s been long
Been little snow, but rain and wind strong.

This year the winter’s been long
Been little snow, but rain and wind strong
So bring on the spring

This year the winter’s been long
Been little snow, but rain and wind strong
So bring on the spring
Let’s have a fling !

This year the winter’s been long
Been little snow, but rain and wind strong
So bring on the spring
Let’s have a fling!
And really enjoy the birdsong.

A Woodpecker banging his head

A Woodpecker banging his head
Awoken me from my bed

A woodpecker banging his head
Awoken me from my bed
So I said to his boss

A woodpecker banging his head
Awoken me from my bed
So I said to his boss
Shut him up if it’s poss

A woodpecker banging his head
Awoken me from my bed
So I said to his boss
Shut him up if it’s poss
So he did by shooting him dead ! :shock:

Hilarious:lol::lol::lol:

What another day it’s been

What another day it’s been
First lunch with Auntie Jean

What another day it’s been
First lunch with Auntie Jean
Who told me with joy

What another day it’s been
First lunch with Auntie Jean
Who told me with joy
She had a toy boy

What another day it’s been
First lunch with Auntie Jean
Who told me with joy
She had a toy boy
Who was just the age of nineteen

So, another budget today