Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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Is everyones head in the trough ?
Not mine , I’ve just had my scoff
I’m going out for dinner :smiley:

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Is everyone’s head in the trough
Not mine, I’ve just had my scoff
I’m going out to dinner
I’m onto a winner

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Is everyone’s head in the trough
Not mine, I’ve just had my scoff
I’m going out to dinner
I’m onto a winner
I’m being wined and dined by a toff.

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It’s time to start swimming again

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It’s time to start swimming again
And from cakes I must really refrain

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It’s time to start swimming again
And from cakes I must really refrain
I need to get fitter

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I must start swimming again
And from cakes I must really refrain
I need to get fitter
So drink less bitter

128

I must start swimming again
And from cakes I must really refrain
I need to get fitter
So drink less bitter
That bit could be real pain.

129

There was a young lady from Wigan

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There was a young lady from Wigan
Who’d never seen such a big 'un :lol:

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There was a young lady from Wigan
Who’d never seen such a big 'un:lol:
She said with dismay

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there was a young lady from Wigan
Who’d never seen such a big 'un :smiley:
She said with dismay
How much does that weigh ?

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there was a young lady from Wigan
Who’d never seen such a big 'un
She said with dismay
“How much does that weigh ?
The pear that I picked was a small one !” :-p

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Home from work early today

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Home from work early today
All ready and eager to play

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Home from work early today
All ready and eager to play
No chance of that yet :frowning:

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Home from work early today
All ready and eager to play
No chance of that yet
but please do not fret

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Home from work early today
All ready and eager to play
No chance of that yet
But please do not fret
Just hurry and join in the fray.

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I need to catch up with my sleep

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I need to catch up with my sleep
Because else I’m likely to weep