Limerick (Part 4)

The limericks here are so good
We’d make them better if we could
Suffice it to say
If we practice each day

The limericks here are so good
We’d make them better if we could
Suffice it to say
If we practice each day
We’d get grade A’s… or we should !!! :-p

I wish Gilly would just follow on

I wish Gilly would just follow on
She’s so good she can’t go wrong ! :smiley: :-p

I wish Gilly would just follow on
She’s so good she can’t go wrong ! :-D:-p
She likes to digress

I wish Gilly would just follow on
She’s so good she can’t go wrong!
She likes to digress
But then she’ll confess

I wish Gilly would just follow on
She’s so good she can’t go wrong!
She likes to digress
But then she’ll confess
And follow it up with a song.

A lady once said to me, Den

A lady once said to me, Den
Come round and meet my new Peahen

(evening EZ)

A lady one said to me, Den
Come round and meet my Peahen
Den said with a grin

Hiya Mups

A lady once said to me, Den
Come and meet my new Peahen
Den said with a grin
There must be no sin

A lady once said to me , Den
Come and meet my new Peahen
Den said with a grin
There must be no sin
Unless the Peahen’s called Ben !:wink:

Can anyone answer me this?

Can anyone answer me this?
What’s better than a night full of bliss

Can anyone answer me this?
What’s better than a night full of bliss
A damn good night’s sleep?

Can anyone answer me this?
What’s better than a night full of bliss
A damn good night’s sleep?
Try counting sheep

Can anyone answer me this ?
What’s better than a night full of bliss
A damn good night’s sleep ?
Try counting sheep
And not getting up for a piss :shock:

Is everyones head in the trough ?

Bingo! Just like I would have finished it. :lol: :lol:

Is everyone’s head in the trough ?
Not mine, I’ve just had my scoff