A giraffe looked over a wall
And said to his Brother " Your small "
The brother looked up and said
A giraffe looked over a wall
And said to his brother “You’re small”
The brother looked up and said
“Well I’m lying in bed”
A giraffe looked over a wall
And said to his brother "You’re small "
The brother looked up and said
" Well I’m lying in bed "
So get up then "Don’t loll "
There was a young woman called Jenny
There was a young woman called Jenny
Who was a mother to many
There was a young woman called Jenny
Who was a mother to many
Through no birth control
There was a young woman called Jenny
Who was a mother to many
Through no birth control
She gave birth to a foal
There was a young woman called Jenny
Who was a mother to many
Through no birth control
She gave birth to a foal
Which she sold for ten pounds and a penny
A young girl who lived in Bolton
A young girl who lived in Bolton
On fire with desire she was molten
A young girl who lived in Bolton
On fire with desire she was molten
So when a young man came on by
She set him alight - me oh my !
A young girl who lived in Bolton
On fire with desire she was molten
So when a young man came on by
She set him alight - me oh my !
Then doused him by putting some salt on
Well that were a poor do. 
A cat with a crumpled ear
A cat with a crumpled ear
Was a sweetie, a real dear
A cat with a crumpled ear
Was a sweetie , a real dear
But late one night
A cat with a crumpled ear
Was a sweetie, a real dear
But late one night
When the moon was bright
A cat with a crumpled ear
Was a sweetie, a real dear
But late one night
When the moon was bright
He decided to disappear.
The limericks here are so good
The limericks here are so good
We’d make them better if we could
The limericks here are so good
We’d make them better if we could
Suffice it to say