A donkey who lives on a farm
Could really turn on the charm
He fancied a pig
A donkey who lives on a farm
Could really turn on the charm
He fancied a pig
When it put on its wig
A donkey who lives on a farm
Could really turn on the charm
He fancied a pig
When it put on its wig
And kissed its pink hairy arm. 
A mouse and a rat had a race
A mouse and a rat had a race
They set off at an alarming pace
A mouse and a rat had a race
They set off at an alarming pace
As the rat forged ahead
A mouse and a rat had a race
They set off at an alarming pace
The rat forged ahead
The mouse dropped dead
A mouse and a rat had a race
They set off at an alarming pace
The rat forged ahead
The mouse dropped dead
As he tripped on his own shoe lace.
An elephant who lived at the zoo
An elephant who lived at the zoo
Saw a mouse and didn’t know what to do
An elephant who lived at the zoo
Saw a mouse and didn’t know what to do
The mouse ran up his trunk
An elephant who lived at the zoo
Saw a mouse and didn’t know what to do
The mouse ran up his trunk
So ‘Phanty’ blew out a trump
Which sent mousey up high for the view !
A piggy escaped from his sty
A piggy escaped from his sty
Proving that pigs can actually fly
A piggy escaped from his sty
Proving that pigs can actually fly
He flew up the barn yard
A piggy escaped from his sty
Proving that pigs can actually fly
He flew up the barn yard
Ate a bucket of lard
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A piggy escaped from his sty
Proving that pigs can actually fly
He flew up the barn yard
Ate a bucket of lard
And ended up in a pie
A giraffe looked over a wall
A giraffe looked over a wall
And said to his Brother " Your small "