Limerick (Part 4)

A poor worm got himself squashed
And his friend went and got himself coshed
It’s a dangerous place is that garden
To survive we really must harden

A poor worm got himself squashed
And his friend went and got himself coshed
It’s a dangerous place in that garden

Whoops, sorry EJ. I’ve deleted mine. :slight_smile:

A worm got himself squashed
And his friend went and got himself coshed
It’s a dangerous place in that garden
To survive we really must harden
But their brother went and got himself washed.

Is everyone out on the town?

Is everyone out on the town?
Not me, I’ll soon be bedding down

Is everyone out on the town?
Not me, I’ll soon be bedding down
I’ve bin out all day and just got back !:shock:

s everyone out on the town?
Not me, I’ll soon be bedding down
I’ve bin out all day and just got back !
So isn’t it time you hit the sack?

Is everyone out on the town?
Not me, I’ll soon be bedding down
I’ve bin out all day and just got back !
So isn’t it time you hit the sack?
You’re right, said Gilly with a frown !

It is raining, yet the sun is out

It is raining, yet the sun is out
Is there a rainbow round and about?

It is raining, yet the sun is out
Is there a rainbow round and about?
Yes with gold at its end

It is raining, yet the sun is out
Is there a rainbow round and about?
Yes with gold at its end
And in the middle a colourful bend

It is raining, yet the sun is out
Is there a rainbow round and about?
Yes with gold at its end
And in the middle a colourful bend
And out of the window I look with a pout.

A big lizard who lived in the sand

A big lizard lived in the sand
Thinking to himself “Ain’t life grand”

A big lizard who lived in the sand
Thinking to himself “Aint life grand”
Then along came a Spider

A big lizard who lived in the sand
Thinking to himself “Aint life grand”
Then along came a Spider
And the lizard espied her

A big lizard who lived in the sand
Thinking to himself “Aint life grand”
Then along came a Spider
And the lizard espied her
And gulped her down with the swipe of his hand.

A donkey who lived on a farm

A donkey who lived on a farm
Could really turn on the charm