On a very warm night in June
I looked up and studied the moon
But as I stood there
On a very warm night in JUne
I looked up and studied the moon
But as I stood there
I couldn’t help but stare
On a very warm night in June
I looked up and studied the moon
But as I stood there
I couldn’t help but stare
Cos I was stuck in a hot air balloon
While walking along the beach
While walking along the beach
There was a young lass, what a peach!
While walking along the beach
There was a young lass, what a peach!
I approached her with care
While walking along the beach
There was a young lass, what a peach!
I approached her with care
As she had guns in her hair
While walking along the beach
There was a young lass, what a peach!
I approached her with care
As she had guns in her hair
And a safe place could be hard to reach
I went for a hike in the hills
I went for a hike in the hills
After taking my blood pressure pills
I went for a hike in the hills
After taking my blood pressure pills
As I sat on a boulder
I went for a hike in the hills
After taking my blood pressure pills
As i sat on a boulder
I began to get colder
I went for a hike in the hills
After taking my blood pressure pills
As i sat on a boulder
I began to get colder
And got a dose of the chills
Gin or whisky, which should I choose?
Gin or whisky, which should I choose?
Toss a coin, you’ve got nothing to lose
Gin or whisky, what should I choose?
Toss a coin, you’ve got nothing to lose
With nuts or crisps, what shall I do
Gin or whisky, what should I choose?
Toss a coin, you’ve got nothing to lose
With nuts or crisps, what shall I do
The decision is all up to you
Gin or whisky, what should I choose?
Toss a coin, you’ve got nothing to lose
With nuts or crisps, what shall I do
The decision is all up to you
No matter to me as long as it’s booze
Just this morning as I was sat on the pot
Just this morning as I sat on the pot
I thought " Blimey, I just did a lot!!"
You two are grubby little tykes!
And I’m not writing on this one!