A friend of mine lent me a pound
One he had found on the ground
It was a bit old
Like me, I am told
A friend of mine lent me a pound
One he had found on the ground
It was a bit old
Like me I am told
Old maybe but still very sound.
As I poddle off to me bed
As I poddle off to me bed
Let it nowhere be said to be said
As o poodle of to me bed
Let it nowhere be said to be said
I’m the last one awake
As I poodle of to me bed
Let it nowhere be said to be said
I’m the last one awake
Keep up for gawd’s sake
As I poddle off to me bed
Let it nowhere be said to be said
I’m the last one awake
Keep up for Gawd’s sake
Content, watered and fed.
Was watching the telly one night
“I need a new pair of socks” I sighed
Just beat you. 
Hi Rhian. 
Was watching the telly one night
And thought “What a load of sh**e!”
Was watching the telly one night
And thought “What a load of Sh**e”
But I’d lost the remote
Was watching the telly one night
And thought “What a load of Sh**e”
But I’d lost the remote
It was found in my coat
Was watching the telly one night
And thought “What a load of Sh**e”
But I’d lost the remote
It was found in my coat
And oh what a wonderful sight.
I went to the bank for a loan
I went to the bank for a loan
He said " Default and we take your home"
I went to the bank for a loan
He said " Default and we take your home"
How much to do you need?
I went to the bank for a loan
He said " Default and we take your home
How much to do you need?"
With a sly look of greed
I went to the bank for a loan
He said “Default and we take your home
How much do you need?”
With a sly look of greed
Just enough to top up me phone. 
On a very warm night in June
On a very warm night in June
I looked up and studied the moon