Thought you’d been banished to bed for your shameful behaviour?
Just this morning as I sat on the pot
I thought " Blimey, I just did a lot!!"
But I feel a lot lighter
Just this morning as I sat on the pot
I thought " Blimey, I just did that lot!!"
But I feel a lot lighter
And my pot needs to be whiter
Just this morning as I sat on the pot
I though "Blimey , I just did that lot "
But I feel a lot lighter
And my pot needs to be whiter
And so does my dirty bot! 
Shouldn’t Abbey have started another?
It was a hot and sultry night
It was a hot and sultry night
But a surprise was in store alright
It was a hot and sultry night
But a surprise was in store alright
A soft tap on my door
It was a hot and sultry night
But a surprise was in store alright
A soft tap on my door
Around quarter to four
It was a hot and sultry night
But a surprise was in store alright
A soft tap on my door
Around quarter to four
Found my old man as high as a kite
This weather is to flipping hot
This weather is too flipping hot
Same tomorrow, like it or not
This weather is too flipping hot
Same tomorrow, like it or not
Typical! I’m working the morn
This weather is too flipping hot
Same tomorrow, like it or not
Typical! I’m working the morn
Judd says with a voice full of scorn
This weather is too flipping hot
Same tomorrow, like it or not
Typical! I’m working the morn
Judd says with a voice full of scorn
But I have it to do like it or not.
I’ve run out vodka, damn it all
I’ve run out of vodka, damn it all
Well you will, if you drink till you fall 
I’ve run out of vodka, damn it all
Well you will, if you drink till you fall
So try Gin for a change
I’ve run out of vodka, damn it all
Well you will, if you drink till you fall
So try Gin for a change
That will make him deranged
I’ve run out of vodka, damn it all
Well you will, if you drink till you fall
So try Gin for a change
That will make him deranged
Maybe so but he will have a ball
I fancy a cold glass of beer
I fancy a cold glass of beer
We’ll come and join in some good cheer