It’s been a long grass cutting day
And I did it without any pay
Mine’s too wet to cut
So I stayed in my hut
It’ll be sunny, I hope, some say.
When big Bill won on a ‘scratch card’
When big Bill won on a ‘scratch card’
His winnings came with an armed guard
When big Bill won on a ‘scratch card’
Hi winnings came with an armed guard
But he spent out too soon
When big Bill won on a ‘scratch card’
His winnings came with an armed guard
But he spent out too soon
It was all gone by June
When big Bill won on a scratch card
His winnings came with an armed guard
But he spent out too soon
It was all gone by June
Now he’s back to eating just lard.
“I’ve some jobs for you” said the wife
“I’ve some jobs for you” said the wife
Said he “I’m too busy getting a life”
“I’ve some jobs for you” said the wife
Said he “I’m too busy getting a life”
So she clipped his ear
“I’ve some jobs for you” said the wife
Said he “I’m too busy getting a life”
So she clipped his ear
The he kicked her rear
“I’ve some jobs for you” said the wife
Said he “I’m too busy getting a life”
So she clipped his ear
Then he kicked her rear
And there followed much trouble and strife.
The votes are trickling in now
The votes are trickling in now
No matter who wins there’ll be a row
The votes are trickling in now
No matter who wins there’ll be a row
I’ll be glad when it’s over
Deleted for the time being. 
Shall we start a new one?
I got caught in the rain today
I got caught in the rain today
That was something I wanted to say
I got caught in the rain today
That was something I wanted to say
At least it’s not cold
I got caught in the rain today
That was something I wanted to say
At least it’s not cold
But storms are foretold
I got caught in the rain today
That was something I wanted to say
At least it’s not cold
But storms are foretold
Especially if you’re Islamic, and gay
A gardener coming today