It’s late and I’m off to bed
Judd sneaks into the LTP thread
He’s a pain in the bum
And he chews bubble gum
It’s late and I’m off to bed
Judd sneaks into the LTP thread
He’s a pain in the bum
And he chews bubble gum
And he’s not quite right in the head
Breaking off now for some dinner
Breaking off now for some dinner
Roast beef and yorkshire’s a winner
Breaking off now for some dinner
Roast beef and Yorkshire’s a winner
Plus a rather nice red
Breaking off now for some dinner
Roast beef and Yorkshire’s a winner
Plus a rather nice red
Then a lay on me bed
Breaking off now for some dinner
Roast beef and Yorkshire’s a winner
Plus a rather nice red
Then a lay on me bed
And wish I was a little bit thinner 
The weatherman just said it may rain
The weatherman just said it may rain
Not may, it is, just sayin’
The weatherman just said it may rain
Not may, it is, just sayin’
We’ll all gonna drown
The weatherman just said it may rain
Not may, it is, just sayin’
We’ll all gonna drown
EZ said with a frown
The weatherman just said it may rain
Not may, it is, just sayin’
We’ll all gonna drown
EZ said with a frown
Then we all get washed down the drain
Oops - best put my bins out
Oops - best put my bins out
Or the bin men’ll give me a clout
Opops - best put my bins out
Or the bin men’ll give me a clout
Is it green, black or brown
Opops - best put my bins out
Or the bin men’ll give me a clout
Is it green, black or brown
Make sure the lids down
Oops - best put my bins out
Or the bin men’ll give me a clout
Is it green, black or brown
Make sure the lids down
Why? What’s that all about?
It’s been a long grass cutting day
It’s been a long grass cutting day
And I did it without any pay
It’s been a long grass cutting day
And I did it without any pay
Mine’s too wet to cut
It’s been a long grass cutting day
And I did it without any pay
Mine’s too wet to cut
So I stayed in my hut