The fair weather drivers are out
If they stop, I’ll give one a clout
Is that the cloth or a slap?
The fair weather drivers are out
If they stop, I’ll give one a clout
Is that the cloth or a slap?
Think I’ll go for a nap
The fair weather drivers are out
If they stop, I’ll give one a clout
Is the cloth or a slap?
Think I’ll go for a nap
But don’t go off with a pout.
One sunny morning in June
One sunny morning in June
Think it must have been around noon
One sunny morning in June
Think it must have been around noon
I heard a strange sound
One sunny morning in June
Think it must have been around noon
I heard a strange sound
From a hole in the ground
One sunny morning in June
Think it must have been around noon
I heard a strange sound
From a hole in the ground
It was Mups trying to hold a tune
I think I’d better duck now
I think I’d better duck now
I shall get you for that somehow
I think I’d better duck now
I shall get you for that somehow
Let’s have a fair fight 
I think i’d better duck now
I shall get you for that somehow
Let’s have a fair fight
And Promise me you wont bite
I think i’d better duck now
I shall get you for that somehow
Let’s have a fair fight
And Promise me you wont bite
Smack - biff - slap and Kapow. 
A fisherman threw out his line
A fisherman threw out his line
From a boat he’d borrowed of mine
A fisherman threw out his line
From a boat he’d borrowed of mine
He caught trout and carp
A fisherman threw out his line
From a boat he’d borrowed of mine
He caught trout and carp
Then sat playing his harp
A fisherman threw out his line
From a boat he’d borrowed of mine
He caught trout and carp
Then sat playing his harp
Waiting for me to give a sign !
It’s late and I’m off to bed
It’s late and I’m off to bed
Judd sneaks into the LTP thread
It’s late and I’m off to bed
Judd sneaks into the LTP thread
He’s a pain in the bum