Limerick (Part 4)

The flowers are growing like mad
Mine are small but not looking too bad

The flowers are growing like mad
Mine are small but not looking too bad
The grass on our kids’ park is so long

The flowers are growing like mad
Mine are small but not looking too bad
The grass by our park is so long
And gives off a terrible pong

The flowers are growing like mad
Mine are small but not looking too bad
The grass by our park is so long
And gives off a terrible pong
I’ll forgive Juddy’s changes, though sad. :wink:

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2 minutes too slow EZ:lol:

2 minutes too slow EZ
Cos Gilly’s quicker than thee

2 minutes too slow EZ
Cos Gilly’s quicker than thee
But our EZ is tired

2 minutes too slow EZ
Cos Gilly’s quicker than thee
But our EZ is tired
In thoughts he is mired

2 minutes too slow EZ
Cos Gilly’s quicker than thee
But our EZ is tired
In thoughts he is mired
In truth I just went for a pee.

Was that just a little too far?

Was that just a little too far?
Depends on the size of the jar :smiley:

Was that a little too far?
Depends on the size of the jar :smiley:
Tut, you two mucky boys

Was that a little too far?
Depends on the size of the jar :smiley:
Tut, you two mucky boys
Not my fault,I never had toys:100:

Was that a little too far
Depends on the size of the jar
Tut, you two mucky boys
Not my fault, I never had toys
But at fourteen I had my first car.

You can’t beat a walk through the woods

You can’t beat a walk through the woods
Unless you get caught in some floods

You can’t beat a walk through the woods
Unless you get caught in some floods
There’s bluebells and birds

You can’t beat a walk through the woods
Unless you get caught in some floods
There’s bluebells and birds
And cat and dog turds

You can’t beat a walk through the woods
Unless you get caught in some floods
There’s bluebells and birds
And cat and dog turds
And other unsavoury goods

The fair weather drivers are out

The fair weather drivers are out
If they stop, I’ll give one a clout :lol: