There was a young lady from Crete
Who married a fella called Pete
After three years of hell
When they just couldn’t gel
She showed him the door tout suite
I’m as black as fire back today
I’m black as fire back today
You shoulda spent more time at play
I’m as black as fire back today
You shoulda spent more time at play
So what you bin doing?
I’m as black as fire back today
You shoulda spent more time at play
So what you bin doing?
Got something good brewing?
I’m as black as fire back today
You shoulda spent more time at play
So what you bin doing?
Got something good brewing?
Or is it too delicate to say. 
Is our Judd cleaner today?
Is our Judd cleaner today?
Scrubbed up nicely and now OK
Is our Judd cleaner today?
Scrubbed up nicely and now OK
Well that’s good to hear
Is our Judd cleaner today?
Scrubbed up nicely and now OK
Well that’s good to hear
I might buy him a beer
Is our Judd cleaner today?
Scrubbed up nicely and now OK
Well that’s good to hear
I might buy him a beer
As long as he’s gonna pay.
Twas the eve of the last day of May
Twas the eve of the last day of May
Another end to a beautiful day
Twas the eve of the last day of May
Another end to a beautiful day
June 1st on the morrow
Twas the eve of the last day of May
Another end to a beautiful day
June 1st on the morrow
Got a quid I can borrow?
Twas the eve of the last day of May
Another end to a beautiful day
June 1st on the morrow
Got a quid I can borrow?
Can you wait till I get my weeks pay ?
''Tis June and the weather is warm
Tis June and the weather is warm
I do hope all the bees don’t swarm
Tis June and the weather is warm
I do hope all the bees don’t swarm
But we need their honey…
Tis June and the weather is warm
I do hope all the bees don’t swarm
But we need their honey…
Shame it costs so much money
Tis June and the weather is warm
I do hope all the bees don’t swarm
But we need their honey…
Shame it costs so much money
Paying to much it seems is the norm
The flowers are growing like mad