The Pigeon flew down on the grass
Misjudged it and fell on his (pass)
He looked so embarrassed
The pigeon flew down on the grass
Misjudged it and fell on his (pass) 
tezza
He looked so embarrassed
And then was harassed
The pigeon flew down on the grass
Misjudged it and fell on his (pass) tezza
He looked so embarrassed
And then was harassed
As he noticed a fine feathered lass 
I once knew a rabbit called ‘Bun’
I once knew a rabbit called ‘Bun’
Who lay out too long in the sun
I once knew a rabbit call Bun
Who lay out too long in the sun
When Bun scorched his butt
I once knew a rabbit called Bun
Who lay out too long in the sun
When Bun scorched his butt
His wife did tut tut
I once knew a rabbit called Bun
Who lay out too long in the sun
When Bun scorched his butt
His wife did tut tut
As a burn on the bums not much fun
I once had a tortoise called fred
I once had a tortoise called fred
Who had an enormous head
I once had a tortoise called Fred
Who had an enormous head
He ate lettuce all day
I once had a tortoise called Fred
Who had an enormous head
He ate lettuce all day
Enjoyed rolls in the hay
I once had a tortoise called Fred
Who had an enormous head
He ate lettuce all day
Then rolled in the hay
Ten slowly went off to bed.
Ed liked his strawberries for tea
Ed liked his strawberries for tea
Especially when he got them for free
Ed liked his strawberries for tea
Especially when he got them for free
He loved peanuts as well
Ed liked his strawberries for tea
Especially when got them for free
He loved peanuts as well
When he took off the shell
Ed liked his strawberries for tea
Especially when got them for free
He loved peanuts as well
When he took off the shell
I wish he would send some to me
There was a young lady from Crete
There was a young lady from Crete
Who married a fella called Pete
There was a young lady from Crete
Who married a fella called Pete
After three years of hell
There was a young lady from Crete
Who married a fella called Pete
After three years of hell
When they just couldn’t gel