A party tomorrow at my bro’s
He has some good one’s so it goes
A party tomorrow at my bro’s
He has some good one’s so it goes
I hope Judd’s not invited 
A party tomorrow at my bro’s
He has some good one’s so it goes
I hope Judd’s not invited
He gets over excited
A party tomorrow at my bro’s
He has some good one’s so it goes
I hope Judd’s not invited
He gets over excited
But he always gets ready and goes.
Caught my dog sound asleep on my bed
Caught my dog sound asleep on my bed
Do I detect flea-bites ahead?
Caught my dog sound asleep on my bed
Do I detect flea-bites ahead?
But my fleas don’t bite dogs
Caught my dog sound asleep on my bed
Do I detect flea-bites ahead?
But my fleas don’t bite dogs
They just nibble my fire logs
Caught my dog sound asleep on my bed
Do I detect flea-bites ahead?
But my fleas don’t bite dogs
They just nibble my fire logs
Plus one or two I’ve saved for your head!
Been repotting plants in my shed
Been repotting plants in my shed
Drop of water to make sure they’re fed
Been repotting plants in my shed
Drop of water to make sure they’re fed
Three shrivelled and died
Been repotting plants in my shed
Drops of water to make sure they’re fed
Three shrivelled and died
Oh how I cried
Been repotting plants in my shed
Drops of water to make sure they’re fed
Three shrivelled and died
Oh how I cried
Like a baby that just wet the bed
Mowing the lawn is a chore
Mowing the lawn is a chore
Don’t want to do it no more
Mowing the lawn is a chore
Don’t want to do it now more
But it looks so much better
Mowing the lawn is a chore
Don’t want to do it now more
But it looks so much better
But its such a lot wetter
Mowing the lawn is a chore
Don’t want to do it no more
Bit it looks so much better
But its such a lot wetter
Won’t do it this week any more.
The Pigeon flew down on the grass
The Pigeon flew down on the grass
Misjudged it and fell on his (pass) 