Limerick (Part 4)

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The sun is cracking t’flags today

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The sun is cracking t’flags today
Aint got a clue what you mean I say :confused:

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The sun is cracking t’flags today
Aint got a clue what you mean I say :confused:
Tha means tha’s ne’er heard that afore?

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The sun is cracking t’flags today
Aint got a clue what you mean to say
Tha means tha’s ne’er heard that afoe?
Why do you make my head so sore!

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The sun is cracking t’flags today
Aint got a clue what you mean to say
Tha means tha’s ne’er heard that afoe?
Why do you make my head so sore!
The sun is out so let’s make hay

I went to the beach for a dip

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I went to the beach for a dip
In a car or a coach trip?

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I went to the beach for a dip
In a car or a coach trip?
I went on me trike

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I went to the beach for a dip
In a car or a coach trip
I went on me trike
This time not me bike

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I went to the beach for a dip
In a car or a coach trip
I went on me trike
This time not me bike
Ahh so that is how you gave me the slip! :mrgreen:

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I went on a flight to Dubai

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I went on a flight to Dubai
Bit scared cos the plane flew so high

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I went on a flight to Dubai
Bit scared cos the plane flew so high
but a nice handsome man

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I went on a flight to Dubai
Bit scared cos the plane flew so high
But a handsome young man
With a fantastic tan

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I went on a flight to Dubai
Bit scared cos the plane flew so high
But a nice handsome man
With a fantastic tan
Held my hand while we flew in the sky.

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I fancy a curry tonight

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I fancy a curry tonight
But cash is a little bit tight

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I fancy a curry tonight
But cash is a little bit tight
Best settle for fish

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I fancy a curry tonight
But cash is a little bit tight
Best settle for fish
A nice healthy dish

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I fancy a curry tonight
But cash is a little bit tight
Best settle for fish
A nice healthy dish
And it won’t want to make you sh**e

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A party tomorrow at my bro’s