Alright alright, keep yer 'air on. 
There was an old woman from Dover
Who liked to walk barefoot in clover
to her surprise, one day
There was an old woman from Dover
Who like to walk barefoot in the clover
To her surprise one day
She heard someone say
There was an old woman from Dover
Who liked to walk barefoot in clover
To her surprise one day
She heard someone say
Your smelly feet quite bowled me over ! :shock:
There was an old woman from Dover
Who liked to walk barefoot in clover
To her surprise one day
She heard someone say
Your smelly feet quite bowled me over ! :shock: 
On a bright sunny morning in May
(morning Gilly)
On a bright sunny morning in may
I went for a stroll in the bay
On a bright sunny day in May
I went fro a stroll in the bay
Then guess who I saw
On a bright sunny morning in May
I went for a stroll in the bay
Then guess who I saw
Buying rock at the store
On a bright sunny morning in May
I went for a stroll in the bay
Then guess who I saw
Buying rock at the store
The bloke that I met yesterday.
A cannon went off with a boom
A cannon went off with a boom
The shell landed in my front room
A cannon went off with a boom
The shell landed in my front room
It made a hole in the floor
A cannon went off with a boom
The shell landed in my front room
It made a hole in the floor
Crashed out through the door
A cannon went off with a boom
The shell landed in my front room
It made a hole in the floor
Crashed out through the door
With a noise like the crack of doom
Come on Judsy, where’s the next one? 
Judsy has left in a huff
Judsy has left in a huff
I hope he wasn’t in the buff :surprised:
Judsy has left in a huff
I hope he wasn’t in the buff
But how do we know
Judsy has left in a huff
I hope he wasn’t in the buff
But how do we know
Well we will just have to go
To see if he is wearing enough 