I went to a party last night
Wound up with a terrible fight
It must be the drink
As I just hate to think
One day I just might see the light.
A sparrow and thrush shared some corn
A sparrow and thrush shared some corn
While perched in a shrub of buckthorn
A sparrow and thrush shared some corn
While perched in a shrub of buckthorn
Then along came a cat
A sparrow and thrush shared some corn
While perched in a shrub of buckthorn
Then along came a cat
and caused a right spat
A sparrow and thrush shared some corn
While perched in a shrub of buckthorn
Then along came a cat
and caused a right spat
So the birds flew away until dawn
There was an old man from Derby
There was an old man from Derby
Who married a lass called Barby
There was an old man from Derby
Who married a lass called Barby
Ken was his name
There was an old man from Derby
Who married a lass called Barby
Ken was his name
And seduction his game
There was an old man from Derby
Who married a lass called Barby
Ken was his name
And seduction his game
Till she ran off with a chap from Kirby.
(best I could do) 
A hard working farmer from Neath
A hard working farmer fro Neath
Had a severe pain from his teeth
A hard working farmer from Neath
Had a severe pain from his teeth
He gave them a clean
A hard working farmer from Neath
Had a severe pain from his teeth
He gave them a clean
The cleanest they’d been
A hard working farmer from Neath
Had a severe pain from his teeth
He gave them a clean
The cleanest they’d been
And thought “Well that’s a relief”
Come on Judsy, start the next one then. 
There was an old woman from Dover
Patience woman, patience 
There was an old woman from Dover
Who liked to walk barefoot in clover