Limerick (Part 4)

Come on Twink! Don’t leave me standing.:smiley:

Is that the next starter EZ? :confused:

Why not? Go for it Mups.

Judsy had gone to his bed

Judsy has gone to his bed
But it’s only 4.30 I said

Judsy has left in a huff
I hope he wasn’t in the buff
there’s a sight for sore eyes

:smiley: Ambre, we finished that one in post 1360.
We’ve just done 1365 now. :smiley:

Judsy has gone to his bed
But it’s only 4.30 I said

Judsy has gone to his bed
But it’s only 4.30 I said
Well I do need to sleep

Judsy has gone to his bed
But it’s only 4.30 I said
Well I do need to sleep
And the snore is so deep !

Judsy has gone to his bed
But it’s only 4.30 I said
Well I do need to sleep
And the snore is so deep !
I now have to sleep in the shed

The TV is driving me mad

The TV is driving me mad
Much rubbish or stuff that’s bad

The TV is driving me mad
Much rubbish or stuff that’s bad
Best give it a miss

The TV is driving me mad
Much rubbish or stuff that’s bad
Best give it a miss
Like an over ripe fish

The TV is driving me mad
Much rubbish or stuff that’s bad
Best give it a miss
Like an over ripe fish
It’s so boring, it really is sad.

A very large lady from Crewe

A very large lady from Crewe
Picked up a dose of man flu

A very large lady from Crewe
Picked up a dose of man flu
But when she undressed

A very large lady from Crewe
Picked up a dose of man flu
But when she undressed
Right down to her vest

A very large lady from Crewe
Picked up a dose of man flu
But when she undressed
Right down to her vest
We discovered a man called Hugh

Gonna start the next one Twinks?

(Morning :039: