It’s time to put on my best boots
Cos they take me back down to my roots
They keep out the rain
And there’s much to gain
But they don’t go too well with my suits.
There once was a monster from Mars
There once was a monster from mars
Who went round the street nicking cars
There once was a monster from mars
Who went round the street nicking cars
For his spaceship to build
There once was a monster from Mars
Who went round the streets nicking cars
For his spaceship to build
He had to be killed
There was once a monster from Mars
Who went round the streets nicking cars
For his spaceship to build
He had to be killed
And his remains were kept in a vase.
I was enjoying a nice glass of wine
I was enjoying a nice glass of wine
Made with grapes from the vine?
I was enjoying a nice glass of wine
Made with grapes from the vine?
No a cheap lidl number
I was enjoying a nice glass of wine
Made with grapes from the vine?
No a cheap Lidl number
Oh boy what a blunder!
I was enjoying a nice glass of wine
Made with grapes from the vine?
No a cheap Lidl number
Oh boy what a blunder!
On second thoughts - quite divine.
Police sirens went wailing by
Police sirens went wailing by
It must be cos that tramp I spy
Police sirens went wailing by
It must be cos that tramp I spy
I dodged them though
Police sirens went wailing by
It must be cos that tramp I spy
I dodged them though
And watched them go
Police sirens went wailing by
It must be cos that tramp I spy
I dodged them though
And watched them go
And still in hiding I lie.
The tortoise and hare had a race
The tortoise and hare had race
One would be sure to lose face
The tortoise and hare had a race
One would be sure to lose face
The tortoise was smart
The tortoise and hare had a race
One would be sure to lose face
The tortoise was smart
But the hare had more heart