The tortoise and hare had a race
One would be sure to lose face
The tortoise was smart
But the hare had more heart
But he just couldn’t keep up the pace
I went to the zoo for a treat
I went to the zoo for a treat
And saw two Monkey’s sat on a seat
I went to the zoo for a treat
And saw two monkeys sat on a seat
We had a wee chat
I went to the zoo for a treat
And saw two monkeys sat on a seat
We had a wee chat
About this and that
I went to the zoo for a treat
And saw two monkeys sat on a seat
We had a wee chat
About this and that
Which turned into something quite sweet.
While walking my dog late last night
While walking my dog late last night
I saw a man dressed all in white
While walking my dog late last night
I saw a man dressed all in white
He looked like a ghost
While walking my dog late last night
I saw a man dressed all in white
He looked like a ghost
and was eating some toast
While walking my dog late last night
I saw a man dressed all in white
He looked like a ghose
and was eating some toast
My word, he gave me a fright.
A man had a pet shop in Rhyl
A man had a pet shop in Rhyl
And had a strange order to fill
A man had a pet shop in Rhyl
And had a strange order to fill
Two Sloths and one Newt
A man had a pet shop in Rhyl
And had a strange order to fill
Two sloths and one newt
Were not all that cute
A man had a pet shop in Rhyl
And had a strange order to fill
Two Sloths and a Newt
Were not all that cute
And the others were “Over the hill”
A Ladybird out in the rain
A ladybird out in the rain
Was thought to be quite insane
A ladybird out in the rain
Was thought to be quite insane
When she flew away home
A ladybird out in the rain
Was thought to be quite insane
When she flew away home
To answer her phone
A ladybird out in the rain
Was thought to be quite insane
When she flew away home
To answer her phone
She tripped and it fell down a drain
A pretty young thing from Madrid
A pretty young thing from Madrid
Never did as she was bid