Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
1201

Just opened a nice can of Lager
While watching the Forsyte Saga
Now I’ll put me feet up
And have a good sup

1202

Just opened a nice can of Lager
While watching the Forsyte Saga
Now i’ll put me feet up
And have a good sup
Which will make me get larger and larger.

1203

I love watching cookery shows

1204

I love watching cookery shows
And that chef with the big long nose

1205

I love watching cookery shows
And that chef with the big long nose
I get all inspired

1206

I love watching cookery shows
And that chef with the big long nose
I get all inspired
Before I get tired

1207

I love watching cookery shows
And that chef with the big long nose
I get all inspired
Before I get tired
But I stay up to see how it goes.

1208

I heard an old owl in the wood

1209

I heard an owl in the wood
But it didn’t sound very good

1210

I heard an owl in the wood
But it didn’t sound very good
Bit croaky and queer

1211

I heard an old owl in the wood
But it didn’t sound very good
Bit croaky and queer
And quite full of fear

1212

I heard an old owl in the wood
But it didn’t sound very good
Bit croaky and queer
And quite full of fear
For biting off more than it should

My garden is so full of weed

1213

My garden is so full of weed
Then it will all grow and seed

1214

My garden is so full of weed
Then it will all grow and seed
So best kill it now

1215

My garden is so full of weed
Then it will all grow and seed
So best kill it now
Then pucker your brow

1216

My garden is so full of weed
Then it will all grow and seed
So best kill it now
Then pucker your brow
You must do whatever you need.

1217

It’s time I put on my best boots.

1218

It’s time i put on my best boots.
Cos they take me back down to my roots

1219

It’s time to put on my best boots
Cos they take me back down to my roots
They keep out the rain

1220

It’s time to put on my best boots
Cos they take me back down to my roots
They keep out the rain
And there’s much to gain