An old man got locked in his shed
So quiet I thought he was dead
He banged on the door
An old man got locked in his shed
So quiet I thought he was dead
He banged on the door
And then banged some more
An old man got locked in his shed
So quiet I thought he was dead
He banged on the door
And then banged some more
As it was the day he was to be wed!
The magpie had a fight with the crow
The magpie had a fight with the crow
Kept shoving his head in the snow
A magpie had a fight with the crow
Kept shoving his head in the snow
They flapped and they pecked
A magpie had a fight with the crow
Kept shoving his head in the snow
They flapped and they pecked
Till the magpie got decked
A magpie had a fight with a crow
Kept shoving his head in the snow
They flapped and they pecked
Till the magpie got decked
Then got hit by a car, Holy Cow!
I came to the conclusion today
I came to the conclusion today
It’s too long since I rolled in the hay (
)
I came to the conclusion today
It’s too long since I rolled in the hay:-D
So I climbed in a rick
I came to the conclusion today
It’s too long since I rolled in the hay:-D
So I climbed in a rick
Sat on a sharp stick
I came to the conclusion today
It’s too long since I rolled in the hay:-D
So I climbed in a rick
Sat on a sharp stick
And the feeling I had went away
A farmer was gathering sheep
A farmer was gathering sheep
When he spotted Little Bo Peep
A farmer was gathering sheep
When he spotted Little Bo Peep
He gave a wolf whistle
A farmer was gathering sheep
When he spotted Little Bo Peep
He gave a wolf whistle
And tossed her a thistle
A farmer was gathering sheep
When he spotted Little Bo Peep
He gave a wolf thistle
And tossed her a thistle
Which pricked her and sent her to sleep.
Just opened a nice can of Lager
Just opened a nice can of Lager
While watching the Forsyte Saga
Just opened a nice can of Lager
While watching the Forsyte Saga
Now I’ll put me feet up