While Fred played cards with his friends
Did he cheat? Well that all depends
It was strip poker you see
While Fred played cards with his friends
Did he cheat? Well that all depends
It was strip poker you see
When he lost they said “gee”
While Fred played cards with his friends
Did he cheat? Well that all depends
It was strip poker you see
When he lost they said “gee”
And some pants his friends had to send.
An electrician from outer Dundee
An electrician from outer Dundee
Climbed a Pylon near by the sea
An electrician from outer Dundee
Climbed a pylon near by the sea
But he slipped and he fell
An electrician from outer Dundee
Climbed a p[ylon near by the sea
But he slipped and he fell
And dropped down a well
An electrician from outer Dundee
Climbed a pylon near by the sea
But he slipped and he fell
And dropped down a well
Which was painfull I think you’ll agree.
While climbing out of the well
While climbing out of the well
I have a story i think i will sell
While climbing out of the well
I have a story I think I will sell
But how much to charge?
While climbing out of the well
I have a story i think i will sell
But how much to charge?
I think i’ll ask Marge
While climbing out of the well
I have a story I think I will sell
But how much to charge
I think i’ll ask Marge
You could even ask old Aunt Nell.
Were having some Curry for tea
We’re having some curry for tea
Did you make some for little old me?
We’re having some curry for tea
Did you make some for little old me?
I like Bhajees with mine
We’re having some curry for tea
Did you make some for little old me?
I like Bhajees with mine
And lashings of wine
We’re having some curry for tea
Did you make some for little old me?
I like Bhajees with mine
And lashings of wine
And a couple of chapattis or three
An old man got locked in his shed
An old man got locked in his shed
So quiet I thought he was dead