Limerick (Part 4)

His allotment was Fred’s secret vice
But the soil there was not very nice
With great clods of clay

His allotment was Fred’s secret vice
But the soil there was not very nice
With great clods of clay
Old Fred said “no way”

His allotment was Fred’s secret vice
But the soil there was not verynice
With great clods of clay
Old Fred said “no way”
And sat down to eat a choc ice.

That’s Morrisons done and my walk

That’s Morrison’s done and my walk
I’ll rest now and a have a soak

That’s Morrison’s done and my walk
I’ll rest now and have a soak
Then another long drive

That’s Morrison’s done and my walk
I’ll rest now and have a soak
Then another long drive
Perhaps I should skive

That’s Morrison’s done and my walk
I’ll rest now and have a soak
Then another long drive
Perhaps I should skive
Or maybe come here for a talk

Having a quick break from me work

Having a quick break from me work
Near coffee machine I will lurk

Having a quick break from me work
Near the coffee machine I will lurk
A sarnie and bun

Having a quick break from me work
Near the coffee machine I will lurk
A sarnie and bun
That’s it, job done

Having a quick break from me work
Near the coffee machine I will lurk
A sarnie and Bun
That’s it, job done
And then a ride home in me Merc.

While potting some plants in me shed

While potting some plants in me shed
I had a tumble and banged me head

While potting some plants in me shed
I had a tumble and banged me head
Then i got up and thought

While potting some plants in me shed
I had a tumble and banged me head
Then I got up and thought
That I really ought

While potting some plants in me shed
I had a tumble and banged me head
Then I got up and thought
That I really ought
A plaster I need, cos it bled.

While Fred played cards with his friends

While Fred played cards with his friends
Did he cheat? Well that all depends