Limerick (Part 4)

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Now Cherie had a friend name of Ted
Who was exceedingly good in bed
Ted was a man with a past

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Now Cherie had a friend name of Ted
Who was exceedingly good in bed
Ted was a man with a past
In fact it was a real blast

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Now Cherie had a friend name of Ted
Who was exceedingly good in bed
Ted was a man with a past
In fact it was a real blast
And she knew he’d never get wed.

But Ted had a roving eye

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But Ted had a roving eye
And often decided to lie

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But Ted had a roving eye
And often decided to lie
But one day he was caught

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But Ted had a roving eye
And often decided to lie
But one day he was caught
With some drugs that he bought

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But Ted had a roving eye
And often decided to lie
But one day he was caught
With some drugs that he bought
So his girlfriend waved him bye bye.

The clock chimed right on time

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The clock chimed right on time
As he sipped a cool gin and lime

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The clock chimed right on time
As he sipped a cool gin and lime
With a potato based snack

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The clock chimed right on time
As he sipped a cool gin and lime
With a potato based snack
From a family sized pack

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The clock chimed right on time
As he sipped a cool gin and lime
With a potato based snack
From a family sized pack
Then eased his chair back for a recline

A quick nap was all that he needed

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A quick nap was all that he needed
After tending the garden he’d weeded

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A quick nap was all that he needed
After tending the garden he’d weeded
Then it was off to the pub

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A quick nap was all that he needed
After tending the garden he’d weeded
Then it was off to the pub
For a pint and some grub

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A quick nap was all that he needed
After tending the garden he’d weeded
Then it was off to the pub
For a pint and some grub
Expectations for food was exceeded

He hastened along the road after dark

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He hastened along the road after dark
And played on the swings in the park

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He hastened along the road after dark
And played on the swings in the park
The lamp posts were lit

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He hastened along the road after dark
And played on the swings in the park
The lamp posts were lit
And by a dog he was bit

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He hastened along the road after dark
And played on the swings in the park
The lamp posts were lit
And by a dog he was bit
And he muttered sod this for a lark

So he popped in the chemist in town

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So he popped in the chemist in town
And showed them his bum with a frown