Limerick (Part 4)

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For him it was love at first sight
He didn’t want to leave her that night
So he grabbed her and said
“Ma cherie, shall we wed?”
Mon dieu shrieked Cherie turning white

Cherie was a hard one to please

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Cherie was a hard one to please
For she was hopelessly devoted to cheese

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Cherie was a hard one to please
For she was hopelessly devoted to cheese
Her favourite was Brie

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Cherie was a hard one to please
For she was hopelessly devoted to cheese
Her favourite was Brie
Enjoyed as she sat by the sea

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Cherie was a hard one to please
For she was hopelessly devoted to cheese
Her favourite was Brie
Enjoyed as she sat by the sea
Contemplating who next she could tease

Only one man filled her thoughts

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Only one man filled her thoughts
A wrinkled old hippy, of sorts

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Only one man filled her thoughts
A wrinkled old hippy, of sorts
They’d met in a bar

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Only one man filled her thoughts
A wrinkled old hippy of sorts
They’d met in a bar
Then went home in his car

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Only one man filled her thoughts
A wrinkled old hippy of sorts
They’d met in a bar
Then went home in his car
Now she has men in several ports

Now Cherie had a friend name of Ted

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Now Cherie had a friend name of Ted
Who was exceedingly good in bed

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Now Cherie had a friend name of Ted
Who was exceedingly good in bed
'Till the day he fell out

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Now Cherie had a friend name of Ted
Who was exceedingly good in bed
'Till the day he fell out
Thus twisting his spout

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Now Cherie had a friend named Ted
Who was exceedingly good in bed
'Till the day he fill out
Thus twisting his spout
So Cherie punched Ted in the head.

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It looks as though rain’s on the way

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It looks as though rain’s on the way
And wind, to blow the cobwebs away

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It looks as though rain’s on the way
And wind to blow the cobwebs away
With loud thunder too

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It looks as though rain’s on the way
And wind to blow the cobwebs away
With loud thunder too
When the stormclouds grew

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It looks as though rain’s on the way
And wind to blow the cobwebs away
With loud thunder too
When the stormclouds grew
And things go downhill every day

An old chap called Tom said to me

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And old chap called Tom said to me
I could really do with a pee

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And old chap called Tom said to me
I could really do with a pee
So off he did go