Limerick (Part 4)

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So he popped in the chemist in town
And showed them his bum with a frown
The chemist said “WOW”

10862

So he popped in the chemist in town
And showed them his bum with a frown
The chemist said “WOW”
We’d better treat this right now

10863

So he popped in the chemist in town
And showed them his bum with a frown
The chemist said “WOW”
We’d better treat this right now
'So quick, get get your log johns right down

10864

I applied as a naked cleaner

10865

I applied as a naked cleaner
But they hired someone much leaner

10866

I applied as a naked cleaner
But they hired someone much leaner
They’ll regret it, I’m sure

10867

I applied as a naked cleaner
But they hired someone much leaner
They’ll regret it, I’m sure
When I lower my drawers

10868

I applied as a naked cleaner
But they hired someone much leaner
Thay’ll regret it, I’m sure
When I lower my drawers
And they see the size of my wiener! :slight_smile: :smiley:

I wouldn’t live in a haunted house

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I wouldn’t live in a haunted house
I’d be scared as a little wee mouse

10870

I wouldn’t live in a haunted house
I’d be scared as a little wee mouse
A wee timorous beastie as Rab would say

10871

I wouldn’t live in a haunted house
I’d be scared as a little wee mouse
A wee timorous beastie as Rab would say
I’d be scared when in my bed I lay

10872

I wouldn’t live in a haunted house
I’d be scared as a little wee mouse
A wee timorous beastie as Rab would say
I’d be scared when in my bed I lay
And need a large glass of neat grouse.

When something goes bump in the night

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When something goes bump in the night
Do you pee your pants with fright?

10874

When something goes bump in the night
Do you pee your pants with fright?
Get up and make some tea

10875

When something goes bump in the night
Do you pee your pants with fright?
Get up and make some tea
Have a peek and see

10876

When something goes bump in the night
Do you pee your pants with fright?
Get up and make some tea
Have a peek and see
And be joined by the woman in white.

10877

Her Majesty went for a swim

10878

Her Majesty went for a swim
In a cozzie that was pretty prim

10879

Her Majesty went for a swim
In a cozzie that was pretty prim
As she emerged from the waves

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Her Majesty went for a swim
In a cozzie that was pretty prim
As she emerged from the waves
Surrounded by knaves