Limerick (Part 4)

Oh dear, I did the whole rhyme
Okay, but let that be the last time!
Who’s the blonde bird I ask?

Oh dear, I did the whole rhyme
Okay, but let that be the last time!
Who’s the blonde bird I ask?
Who, the one in the mask?

Oh dear, I did the whole rhyme
Okay, but let that be the last time!
Who’s the blonde bird I ask?
Who, the one in the mask?
Yeah, the one with the lager and lime.

She seems to be all on her own

She seems to be all on her own
But watches her mobile phone

She seems to be all on her own
But watches her mobile phone
For words from her spouse

She seems to be all on her own
But watches her mobile phone
For words from her spouse
who left her, the louse

She seems to be all on her own
But watches her mobile phone
For words from her spouse
who left her, the louse
And hadn’t paid back the loan.

Then a bloke sidled up a bit near

Then a bloke sidled up a bit near
‘Cos he thought her a guid bit o’ gear

Then a bloke sidled up a bit near
‘Cos he thought her a guid bit o’ gear
With his hand on her shoulder

Then a bloke sidled up a bit near
‘Cos he thought her a guid bit o’ gear
With his hand on her shoulder
She looked so much older

Then a bloke sidled up a bit near
Cos he thought her a guid bit o’ gear
With his hand on her shoulder
She looked so much older
And he certainly filled her with fear.

He asked her if she fancied a dance

He asked her if she fancied a dance
He was hoping he’d be in with a chance

He asked her if she fancied a dance
He was hoping he’d be in with a chance
She said " I think not"

He asked her if she fancied a dance
He was hoping he’d be in with a chance
She said " I think not"
And gave him a swat

He asked her if she fancied a dance
He was hoping he’d be in with a chance
She said " I think not"
And gave him a swat
So off he went back home to France

The ferry boat sailed off at dawn

The ferry boat sailed off at dawn
But first his watch he needed to pawn

The ferry boat sailed off at dawn
But first his watch he needed to pawn
He got just a fiver

The ferry boat sailed off at dawn
But first his watch he needed to pawn
He got just a fiver
So approached his friend Ivor