Oh dear, I did the whole rhyme
Okay, but let that be the last time!
Who’s the blonde bird I ask?
Oh dear, I did the whole rhyme
Okay, but let that be the last time!
Who’s the blonde bird I ask?
Who, the one in the mask?
Oh dear, I did the whole rhyme
Okay, but let that be the last time!
Who’s the blonde bird I ask?
Who, the one in the mask?
Yeah, the one with the lager and lime.
She seems to be all on her own
She seems to be all on her own
But watches her mobile phone
She seems to be all on her own
But watches her mobile phone
For words from her spouse
She seems to be all on her own
But watches her mobile phone
For words from her spouse
who left her, the louse
She seems to be all on her own
But watches her mobile phone
For words from her spouse
who left her, the louse
And hadn’t paid back the loan.
Then a bloke sidled up a bit near
Then a bloke sidled up a bit near
‘Cos he thought her a guid bit o’ gear
Then a bloke sidled up a bit near
‘Cos he thought her a guid bit o’ gear
With his hand on her shoulder
Then a bloke sidled up a bit near
‘Cos he thought her a guid bit o’ gear
With his hand on her shoulder
She looked so much older
Then a bloke sidled up a bit near
Cos he thought her a guid bit o’ gear
With his hand on her shoulder
She looked so much older
And he certainly filled her with fear.
He asked her if she fancied a dance
He asked her if she fancied a dance
He was hoping he’d be in with a chance
He asked her if she fancied a dance
He was hoping he’d be in with a chance
She said " I think not"
He asked her if she fancied a dance
He was hoping he’d be in with a chance
She said " I think not"
And gave him a swat
He asked her if she fancied a dance
He was hoping he’d be in with a chance
She said " I think not"
And gave him a swat
So off he went back home to France
The ferry boat sailed off at dawn
The ferry boat sailed off at dawn
But first his watch he needed to pawn
The ferry boat sailed off at dawn
But first his watch he needed to pawn
He got just a fiver
The ferry boat sailed off at dawn
But first his watch he needed to pawn
He got just a fiver
So approached his friend Ivor