Limerick (Part 4)

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10741

I chased her and said “That’s assault!”
The accident wasn’t really my fault

10742

I chased her and said “That’s assault!”
The accident wasn’t really my fault
But she hit me again

10743

I chased her and said “That’s assault!”
The accident wasn’t really my fault
But she hit me again
I counted slowly to ten

10744

I chased her and said “That’s assault!”
The accident wasn’t really my fault
But she hit me again
I counted slowly to ten
Then offered to buy her a malt

My kind gesture fell on deaf ears

10745

My kind gesture fell on deaf ears
So I thought, maybe a couple of beers

10746

My kind gesture fell on deaf ears
So I thought, maybe a couple of beers
But on the way to the pub

10747

My kind gesture fell on deaf ears
So I thought, maybe a couple of beers
But on the way to the pub
I was feeling the need for some grub

10748

My kind gesture fell on deaf ears
So I thought, maybe a couple of beers
But on the way to the pub
I was feeling the need for some grub
At a place I’d not been to for years.

I fancied some sausage and mash

10749

I fancied some sausage and mash
But I didn’t have quite enough cash

10750

I fancied some sausage and mash
But I didn’t have quite enough cash
So I asked her to go dutch

10751

I fancied some sausage and mash
But I didn’t have quite enough cash
So I asked her to go dutch
But she kicked me in the crutch

10752

I fancied some sausage and mash
But I didn’t have quite enough cash
So I asked her to go dutch
But she kicked me in the crutch
So I made do with corned beef hash.

10753

On Tuesdays my rubbish is collected

10754

On Tuesdays my rubbish is collected
Some tipped in the road as expected

10755

On Tuesdays my rubbish is collected
Some tipped in the road as expected
There’ll be splinters of glass

10756

On Tuesdays my rubbish is collected
Some tipped in the road as expected
There’ll be splinters of glass
The usual utter farce

10757

On Tuesdays my rubbish is collected
Some tipped in the road as expected
There’ll be splinters of glass
The usual utter farce
But not one road sweeper detected.

10758

On Tuesdays my rubbish is collected
Some tipped in the road as expected
There’ll be splinters of glass
The usual utter farce
The reason trashmen are not respected

As I sat on my stool at the pub

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10760

As I sat on my stool at the pub
I perused the menu for grub