He decided to get the bus home
After buying air-tickets to Rome
well that was silly
Well he is on his Billy
So decided to take his pet Gnome.
The day came to begin his flight
The day came to begin his flight
And he’d not slept at all that night
The day came to begin his flight
And he’d not slept at all that night
As a result, he slept in
The day came to begin his flight
And he’d not slept at all that night
As a result, he slept in
So was all of a spin
The day came to begin his flight
And he’d not slept at all that night
As a result, he slept in
So was all of a spin
Unkempt and looked a right sight
In a hurry he called for a cab
In a hurry he called for a cab
A red one turned up, how fab!
In a hurry he called for a cab
A red one turned up, how fab!
But as he locked his front door
In a hurry he called for a cab
A red one turned up, how fab!
But as he locked his front door
He dropped his keys on the floor
In a hurry he called for a cab
A red one turned up, how fab!
But as he locked his front door
He dropped his keys on the floor
And couldn’t bend down 'cos of flab.
A young lady just happened by
A young lady just happened by
When something caught her eye
A young lady just happened by
When something caught her eye
She started to blink
A young lady just happened by
When something caught her eye
She started to blink
As she created a stink
A young lady just happened by
When something caught her eye
She started to blink
As she created a stink
And inevitably started to cry.
One chill winter morning in Kent
One chill winter morning in Kent
I slipped and fell on Susie Dent
One chill winter morning in Kent
I slipped and fell on Susie Dent
She yelled “Oh my word!”
One chill winter morning in Kent
I slipped and fell on Susie Dent
She yelled “Oh my word!”
Then swore like I’d never heard
One chill winter morning in Kent
I slipped and fell on Susie Dent
She yelled “Oh my word!”
Then swore like I’d never heard
Punched me in the face and then went.
I chased her and said “That’s assault!”