Limerick (Part 4)

A Chinaman flew off to the moon
Amazing! He got there real soon

A Chinaman flew off to the moon
Amazing! He got there real soon.
But with British overseas aid cut off,

A Chinaman flew off to the moon
Amazing! He got there real soon.
But with British overseas aid cut off,
He flew on the back of a moth

A Chinaman flew off to the moon
Amazing! He got there real soon.
But with British overseas aid cut off,
He flew on the back of a moth
And was back home again my noon.

Bert had two tickets for a show

Bert had two tickets for a show
But he lost one, Oh no what a blow!

Bert had two tickets for a show
But he lost one, Oh no what a blow!
So he went on his own

Bert had two tickets for a show
But he lost one, Oh no what a blow!
So he went on his own
And there he met Joan

Bert had two tickets for a show
But he lost one, Oh no what a blow!
So he went on his own
And there he met Joan
But alas, her husband was in tow.

After the show he returned home alone

After the show he returned home alone
Sat himself down then picked up his phone

After the show he returned home alone
Sat himself down then picked up his phone
He called for a pizza

After the show he returned home alone
Sat himself down then picked up his phone
He called for a pizza
That was delivered by Liza

After the show he returned home alone
Sat himself down then picked up his phone
He called for a pizza
That was delivered by Liza
Which he ate with a large Cotes du Rhone.

Next morning he went for a walk

Next morning he went for a walk
took a pie, a knife and a fork

Next morning he went for a walk
took a pie, a knife and a fork
But as he sat on the grass … (behave :-))

Next morning he went for a walk
took a pie, a knife and a fork
But as he sat on the grass … (behave )
A fly landed on his ass…

Next morning he went for a walk
Took a pie, a knife and a fork
But as he sat on the grass
A fly landed on his ass
Quickly followed by a giant Stork

He decided to get the bus home

He decided to get the bus home
After buying air-tickets to Rome

He decided to get the bus home
After buying air-tickets to Rome
well that was silly

He decided to get the bus home
After buying air-tickets to Rome
well that was silly
Well he is on his Billy