Hah, just beat you EZ. 
Now Mick was indeed a big man
His hands were as big as two hams
Deleted - too late!
Now Mick was indeed a big man
His hands were as big as two hams
His chest it was hairy
Now Mick was indeed a big man
His hands were as big as two hams
His chest it was hairy
But he spoke like a fairy
Now Mick was indeed a big man
His hands were as big as two hams
His chest it was hairy
But he spoke like a fairy
Cast his spell then said “Thank you, Mam.”
Eventually Mae was set free
Eventually Mae was set free
Asked herself where she should be
Eventually Mae was set free
Asked herself where she should be
I’ll go back to my roots
Eventually Mae was set free
Asked herself where she should be
I’ll go back to my roots
They won’t give me two hoots
Eventually Mae was set free
Asked herself where she should be
I’ll go back to my roots
They won’t give me two hoots
But firstly i’ll go for a wee.
Meanwhile Big Mick went on his way
Meanwhile Big Mick went on his way
And very soon forgot about Mae
Meanwhile Big Mick went on his way
And very soon forgot about Mae
Poor Mae cried for days
Meanwhile Big Mick went on his way
And very soon forgot about Mae
Poor Mae cried for days
With her head in a daze
Meanwhile Big Mick went on his way
And very soon forgot about Mae
Poor Mae cried for days
With her head in a daze
And decided to might turn Gay. 
I went for a walk on the Pier
I went for a walk on the Pier
Then called into the pub for a beer
I went for a walk on the pier
Then called into the pub for a beer
And guess who was there
I went for a walk on the pier
Then called into the pub for a beer
And guess who was there
Was it Tony (Bliar) Blair?
I went for a walk on the pier
Then called into the pub for a beer
And guess who was there
Was it Tony (Bliar) Blair?
A short walk had got a big cheer
A Chinaman flew off to the moon