Limerick (Part 4)

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There once was a sailor who came from Dundee
He was Roger and Jolly, and slightly Twee
He loved nothing better than being at sea
Think I prefer a nice hot cup of tea

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There once was a sailor who came from Dundee
He was Roger and Jolly, and slightly Twee
He loved nothing better than being at sea
Think I prefer a nice hot cup of tea
Then off he goes dressing as Dee. :smiley:

'Tis Autumn and leaves start to fall

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'Tis Autumn and leaves start to fall
Soon the carol singers will call

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'Tis Autumn and leaves start to fall
Soon the carol singers will call
The nights will get colder

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'Tis Autumn and leaves start to fall
Soon the carol singers will call
The nights will get colder
And we’ll get older

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'Tis Autumn and leaves start to fall
Soon the carol singers will call
The nights will get colder
And we’ll get older
There’s simply no way to forestall

Mike was sharing his sammich one day

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Mike was sharing his sammich one day
With Louise, when along strolled Mae

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Mike was sharing his sammich one day
With Louise, when along strolled Mae
Mae mugged poor old Mike

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Mike was sharing his sammich one day
With Louise, when along strolled Mae
Mae mugged poor old Mike
And took off on Mike’s bike

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Mike was sharing his sammich one day
With Louise, when along strolled Mae
Mae mugged poor old Mike
And took off on Mike’s bike
Mike caught her and boy did Mae pay!

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Mike sued Mae and took her to court

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Mike sued Mae and took her to court
In an effort her thieving to thwart

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Mike sued Mae and took her to court
In an effort her thieving to thwart
She was fined fifty quid

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Mike sued Mae and took her to court
In an effort her thieving to thwart
She was fined fifty quid
For the deed that she did

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Mike sued Mae and took her to court
In an effort her thieving to thwart
She was fined fifty quid
For the deed that she did
But she found she was ten quid short.

Because of that she was thrown in the nick

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Because of that she was thrown in the nick
Her head was reeling, it was so quick

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Because of that she was thrown in the nick
Her head was reeling, it was so quick
Bu within a few days

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Because of that she was thrown in the nick
Her head was reeling, it was so quick
But within a few days
She no longer was fazed

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Because of that she was thrown in the nick
Her head was reeling, it was so quick
But within a few days
She no longer was fazed
And took a shine to a warder called Mick.

Now Mick was indeed a big man

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