Omar the Camel got the hump
Because his name rhymed with Trump
Dismayed, he said “What can I do?”
Shrugged my shoulders I hadn’t a clue
Omar the Camel got the hump
Because his name rhymed with Trump
Dismayed, he said “What can I do?”
Shrugged my shoulders I hadn’t a clue
The people will think he’s a chump.
After having a headache all day
After having a headache all day
I needed something to take it away
After having a headache all day
I needed something to take it away
Beecham’s Powders will do the trick
After having a headache all day
I needed something to take it away
Beecham’s Powders will do the trick
Not with a head this thick
After having a headache all day
I needed something to take it away
Beecham’s Powders will do the trick
Not with a head this thick
But with a lil bit of whiskey, it may.
Before I lie down each night I do
Before I lie down each night I do
Pay a visit to the loo
Before I lie down each night I do
Pay a visit to the loo
Give a sigh, then snuggle down
Before I lie down each night I do
Pay a visit to the loo
Give a sigh, then snuggle down
Beside the guy I wed…the clown!
Before I lie down each night I do
Pay a visit to the loo
Give a sigh, then snuggle down
Beside the guy I wed…the clown!
And dream of pastures new.
On a desert island I yearn to be
On a desert island I yearn to be
And swimming in the crystal sea
On a desert island I yearn to be
And swimming in the crystal sea
I forget all my woes
On a desert island I yearn to be
And swimming in the crystal sea
I forget all my woes
As I wriggle my toes
On a desert island I yearn to be
And swimming in the crystal sea
I forget all my woes
As I wriggle my toes
Oh dear I’ve just had a quick pee.
Got a yearn to sail off on a yacht
Got a yearn to sail off on a yacht
Around the world? Maybe not
Got a yearn to sail off on a yacht
Around the world? Maybe not
Watch out for that shark!
Got a yearn to sail off on a yacht
Around the world? Maybe not
Watch out for that shark!
They can see in the dark
Got a yearn to sail off on a yacht
Around the world? Maybe not
Watch out for that shark!
They can see in the dark
And I hear they can eat quite a lot!
There once was a sailor who came from Dundee
There once was a sailor who came from Dundee
He was Roger and Jolly, and , slightly Twee
There once was a sailor who came from Dundee
He was Roger and Jolly, and slightly Twee
He loved nothing better than being at sea