Limerick (Part 4)

Omar the Camel got the hump
Because his name rhymed with Trump
Dismayed, he said “What can I do?”
Shrugged my shoulders I hadn’t a clue

Omar the Camel got the hump
Because his name rhymed with Trump
Dismayed, he said “What can I do?”
Shrugged my shoulders I hadn’t a clue
The people will think he’s a chump.

After having a headache all day

After having a headache all day
I needed something to take it away

After having a headache all day
I needed something to take it away
Beecham’s Powders will do the trick

After having a headache all day
I needed something to take it away
Beecham’s Powders will do the trick
Not with a head this thick

After having a headache all day
I needed something to take it away
Beecham’s Powders will do the trick
Not with a head this thick
But with a lil bit of whiskey, it may.

Before I lie down each night I do

Before I lie down each night I do
Pay a visit to the loo

Before I lie down each night I do
Pay a visit to the loo
Give a sigh, then snuggle down

Before I lie down each night I do
Pay a visit to the loo
Give a sigh, then snuggle down
Beside the guy I wed…the clown!

Before I lie down each night I do
Pay a visit to the loo
Give a sigh, then snuggle down
Beside the guy I wed…the clown!
And dream of pastures new.

On a desert island I yearn to be

On a desert island I yearn to be
And swimming in the crystal sea

On a desert island I yearn to be
And swimming in the crystal sea
I forget all my woes

On a desert island I yearn to be
And swimming in the crystal sea
I forget all my woes
As I wriggle my toes

On a desert island I yearn to be
And swimming in the crystal sea
I forget all my woes
As I wriggle my toes
Oh dear I’ve just had a quick pee.

Got a yearn to sail off on a yacht

Got a yearn to sail off on a yacht
Around the world? Maybe not

Got a yearn to sail off on a yacht
Around the world? Maybe not
Watch out for that shark!

Got a yearn to sail off on a yacht
Around the world? Maybe not
Watch out for that shark!
They can see in the dark

Got a yearn to sail off on a yacht
Around the world? Maybe not
Watch out for that shark!
They can see in the dark
And I hear they can eat quite a lot!

There once was a sailor who came from Dundee

There once was a sailor who came from Dundee
He was Roger and Jolly, and , slightly Twee

There once was a sailor who came from Dundee
He was Roger and Jolly, and slightly Twee
He loved nothing better than being at sea