While sitting in a cafe one day
I had trouble finding a tray
While sitting in a cafe one day
I had trouble finding a tray
Look! There’s one over there!
While sitting in a cafe one day
I had trouble finding a tray
Look! There’s one over there!
Looks like it’s spare
While sitting in a cafe one day
I had trouble finding a tray
Look! There’s one over there!
Looks like it’s spare
But nope! It held a display
I gathered my trash the old fashioned way
I gathered my trash the old fashioned way
Like my mother taught me far back in the day
I gathered my trash the old fashioned way
Like my mother taught me far back in the day
Then I lit a big fire
I gathered my trash the old fashioned way
Like my mother taught me far back in the day
Then I lit a big fire
The result was dire
I gathered my trash the old fashioned way
Like my mother taught me far back in the day
Then I lit a big fire
The result was dire
Smoke and heat put my burn on display
Once ashes had cooled and all was put right
Once ashes had cooled and all was put right
I settled down for the rest of the night
Once ashes had cooled and all was put right
I settled down for the rest of the night
But I was wakened in the early hours
Once ashes had cooled and all was put right
I settled down for the rest of the night
But I was wakened in the early hours
By a knock on the door and a bunch of flowers
Once ashes had cooled all was put right
I settled down for the rest of the night
But I was wakened in the early hours
By a knock on the door and a bunch of flowers
It was Dongle, I bet that gave you a fright.
'twas Sunday morn and all was calm
'twas Sunday morn and all was calm
Coz the folks were asleep on the Funny Farm
'twas Sunday morn and all was calm
Coz the folks were asleep on the Funny Farm
As the church bells rang
'twas Sunday morn and all was calm
Coz the folks were asleep on the Funny Farm
As the church bells rang
And the choir boys sang
twas Sunday morn and all was calm
Coz the folks were asleep on the Funny Farm
As the church bells rang
And the choir boys sang
The Sexton treated his mouth with Lip Balm
Omar the Camel got the hump
Omar the Camel got the hump
Because his name rhymed with Trump
Omar the Camel got the hump
Because his name rhymed with Trump
Dismayed, he said “What can I do?”