Limerick (Part 4)

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For her services she charged
And her fees were very large
She only took cash
To go out on “The Lash”

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Too late EZ :slight_smile:

For her services she charged
And her fees were very large
She only took cash
And built up a stash

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For her services she charged
And her fees were very large
She only took cash
To go out on “The Lash”
As into the bedroom she barged

Crap rhyme but it’s the best I could manage. :question:

There once was a tourist that went

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There once was a tourist that went
And hired a car with a dent

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There once was a tourist that went
And hired a car with a dent
When he took the vehicle back

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There once was a tourist that went
And hired a car with a dent
When he took the vehicle back
And spoke to the manager, Jack

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GThere once was a tourist that went
And hired a car with a dent
When he took the vehicle back
And spoke to the manager, Jack
saying that wasn’t money well spent

The manager just rolled his eyes

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The manager just rolled his eyes
“To me, that dent’s a surprise”

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The manager just rolled his eyes
“To me, that dent’s a surprise”
The contract still stands

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The manager just rolled his eyes
“To me, that dent’s a surprise”
The contract still stands
You must meet its demands

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The manager just rolled his eyes
“To me, that dent’s a surprise”
The contract still stands
You must meet its demands
Do as I say if you’re wise.

While watching the swans on the lake

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While watching the swans on the lake
I decided to feed them some cake

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While watching the swans on the lake
I decided to feed them some cake
But it was a week old

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While watching the swans on the lake
I decided to feed them some cake
But it was a week old
And covered in mould

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While watching the swans on the lake
I decided to feed them some cake
But it was a week old
And covered in mould
But the Swans were usurped by a Drake!

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The man sat in the waiting Room

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The man sat in the waiting Room
Of a dentists down in Ilfracombe

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The man sat in the waiting Room
Of a dentists down in Ilfracombe
He looked at his watch

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The man sat in the waiting Room
Of a dentists down in Ilfracombe
He looked at his watch
Had a scratch of his crotch

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The man sat in the waiting Room
Of a dentists down in Ilfracombe
He looked at his watch
Had a scratch of his crotch
And had a feeling of doom.

While sitting in a cafe one day