Mum couldn’t believe what she read
The text really filled her with dread
It started “Dear Mum”
I’ve done something dumb
Mum couldn’t believe what she read
The text really filled her with dread
It started “Dear Mum”
I’ve done something dumb
I’ve followed my heart, not my head.
Return home at once, he was told
Return home at once, he was told
His reply was a sight to behold
Return home at once he was told
His reply was a sight to behold
I have ironing for you Mum
Return home at once he was told
His reply was a sight to behold
I have ironing for you Mum
And my washing when that’s done
Return home at once he was told
His reply was a sight to behold
I have ironing for you Mum
And my washing when that’s done
Plus a secret never to be told.
His Mum was not pleased at all
His Mum was not pleased at all
Especially as he’d traipsed mud into her hall
His Mum was not pleased at all
Especially as he’d traipsed mud into her hall
She threw up her hands
His Mum was not pleased at all
Especially as he’d traipsed mud into her hall
She threw up her hands
And asked him his plans
His Mum was not pleased at all
Especially as he’d traipsed mud into her hall
She threw up her hands
And asked him his plans
He cried out “I’ve answered the call”
His mum said for goodness sake stop
His mum said for goodness sake stop
Be useful and go to the shop
His mum said for goodness sake stop
Be useful and go to the shop
I need milk and bread
His mum said for goodness sake stop
Be useful and go to the shop
I need milk and bread
And a paper for Fred
His mum said for goodness sake stop
Be useful and go to the shop
I need milk and bread
And a paper for Fred
I’m so tired I’m sure I will drop
Rounding the corner a vision I saw
Rounding the corner a vision I saw
An Indian Chief with his beautiful Squaw
Rounding the corner a vision I saw
An Indian Chief with his beautiful Squaw
Running Bear was her name
Rounding the corner a vision I saw
An Indian Chief with his beautiful Squaw
Running Bear was her name
Running bare was her game
Rounding the corner a vision I saw
An Indian Chief with his beautiful Squaw
Running Bear was her name
Running bare was her game
In fact she was just a whore
For her services she charged
For her services she charged
And her fees were very large
For her services she charged
And her fees were very large
She only took cash