The gamekeeper said " Now look 'ere"
" you’re not even in the right gear"
The gamekeeper said " Now look 'ere"
" you’re not even in the right gear"
And you’ve sat 'ere all day
The gamekeeper said " Now look 'ere"
" you’re not even in the right gear"
And you’ve sat 'ere all day
Catching fish-quite an array
The gamekeeper said " Now look 'ere"
" you’re not even in the right gear"
And you’ve sat 'ere all day
Catching fish-quite an array
Said the angler”I fancy a beer”
So the angler went off to the inn
So the angler went off to the inn
Rounds bought at the bar did begin
So the angler went off to the inn
Rounds bought at the bar did begin
The beer flowed all night
So the angler went off to the inn
Rounds bought at the bar did begin
The beer flowed all night
And caused a fight
So the angler went off to the inn
Rounds bought at the bar did begin
The beer flowed all night
And caused a fight
And knocked over a lady’s Gin.
Her boyfriend stood up and said
Her boyfriend stood up and said
Isn’t it time we were all in bed?
Her boyfriend stood up and said
Isn’t it time we were all in bed?
That sounds like plan
Her boyfriend stood up and said
Isn’t it time we were all in bed?
That sounds like plan
He thought “ if I can”
Her boyfriend stood up and said
Isn’t it time we were all in bed?
That sounds like plan
He thought “If I can”
But firstly I need to be fed.
After he’d filled up his tum
After he’d filled up his tum
And thinking while scratching his bum
After he’d filled up his tum
And thinking while scratching his bum
He let out a burp
After he’d filled up his tum
And thinking while scratching his bum
He let out a burp
And took a big slurp
After he’d filled up his tum
And thinking while scratching his bum
He let out a burp
And took a big slurp
Then finished by texting his Mum.
Mum couldn’t believe what she read
Mum couldn’t believe what she read
The text really filled her with dread
Mum couldn’t believe what she read
The text really filled her with dread
It started “Dear Mum”