Limerick (Part 4)

The gamekeeper said " Now look 'ere"
" you’re not even in the right gear"

The gamekeeper said " Now look 'ere"
" you’re not even in the right gear"
And you’ve sat 'ere all day

The gamekeeper said " Now look 'ere"
" you’re not even in the right gear"
And you’ve sat 'ere all day
Catching fish-quite an array

The gamekeeper said " Now look 'ere"
" you’re not even in the right gear"
And you’ve sat 'ere all day
Catching fish-quite an array
Said the angler”I fancy a beer”

So the angler went off to the inn

So the angler went off to the inn
Rounds bought at the bar did begin

So the angler went off to the inn
Rounds bought at the bar did begin
The beer flowed all night

So the angler went off to the inn
Rounds bought at the bar did begin
The beer flowed all night
And caused a fight

So the angler went off to the inn
Rounds bought at the bar did begin
The beer flowed all night
And caused a fight
And knocked over a lady’s Gin.

Her boyfriend stood up and said

Her boyfriend stood up and said
Isn’t it time we were all in bed?

Her boyfriend stood up and said
Isn’t it time we were all in bed?
That sounds like plan

Her boyfriend stood up and said
Isn’t it time we were all in bed?
That sounds like plan
He thought “ if I can”

Her boyfriend stood up and said
Isn’t it time we were all in bed?
That sounds like plan
He thought “If I can”
But firstly I need to be fed.

After he’d filled up his tum

After he’d filled up his tum
And thinking while scratching his bum

After he’d filled up his tum
And thinking while scratching his bum
He let out a burp

After he’d filled up his tum
And thinking while scratching his bum
He let out a burp
And took a big slurp

After he’d filled up his tum
And thinking while scratching his bum
He let out a burp
And took a big slurp
Then finished by texting his Mum.

Mum couldn’t believe what she read

Mum couldn’t believe what she read
The text really filled her with dread

Mum couldn’t believe what she read
The text really filled her with dread
It started “Dear Mum”