Would you prefer heaven or hell?
Sorry, i’m not going to tell
But an Angel told me
God was too busy to see me
Oh dear, that won’t go down to well
My old lap top has gone on the blink
My old lap top has gone on the blink
Time for a new one I think
My old lap top has gone on the blink
Time for a new one I think
There was a bang and a flash
My old lap top has gone on the blink
Time for a new one I think
There was a bang and a flash
So I got out some cash
My old laptop has gone on the blink
Time for a new one I think
There was a bang and a flash
So I got out some cash
To buy a new Kindle I fink.
There was a young lady from Devon
There was a young lady from Devon
Who made the boys feel in heaven
There was a young lady from Devon
Who made the boys feel in heaven
But she weren’t that good looking
There was a young lady from Devon
Who made the boys feel in heaven
But she weren’t that good looking
It were mainly 'er cooking
There was a young lady from Devon
Who made the boys feel in heaven
But she weren’t that good looking
It were mainly 'er cooking
When I said young I meant seven!
I’ve emptied my pond of all fish
deleted
I’ve emptied my pond of all fish
I shall take them with me - I wish
They’ve moved down the road
I’ve emptied my pond of all fish
I shall take them with me - I wish
They’ve moved down the road
With their friend the toad
I’ve emptied my pond of all fish
I shall take them with me - I wish
They’ve moved down the road
With their friend the toad
And all now live in a dish
I’m happy go lucky today!
I’m happy go lucky today !
And nothing will get in my way
I’m happy go lucky today
And nothing will get in my way
Just make sure it’s fun
I’m happy go lucky today
And nothing will get in my way
Just make sure it’s fun
Have a lay in the sun
I’m happy go lucky today
And nothing will get in my way
Just make sure it’s fun
Have a lay in the sun
Except it’s been raining all day. 