Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
1061

I wish I had a pork pie

1062

I wish I had a pork pie
Just pop down to the nearest sty

1063

I wish I had a pork pie
Just pop down to the nearest sty
With pickle or brown sauce

1064

I wish I had a pork pie
Just pop down to the nearest sty
With pickle or brown sauce
Plus a pint of best bitter of course

1065

I wish I had a pork pie
Just pop down to the nearest sty
With pickle or brown sauce
Plus a pint of best bitter of course
And a lump of Cheddar on the side

1066

Just enjoying a can of real ale

1067

Just enjoying a can of real ale
Just like your average male

1068

Just enjoying a can of real ale
Just like your average male
It’s a Speckled Hen

1069

Just enjoying a can of real ale
Just like your average male
It’s a Speckled Hen
Have a few, but no more than ten!

1070

Just enjoying a can of real ale
Just like your average male
It’s a Speckled Hen
Have a few, but no more than ten!
Or you’ll be laying eggs for sale!

1071

They’re taking the fence down next door

1072

They’re taking the fence down next door
Does that mean you can get out more?

1073

They’re taking the fence down next door
Does that mean you can get out no more
No. I am free at last

1074

They’re taking the fence down next door
Does that mean you can get out more?
No. I am free at last
Then go have a blast

1075

They’re taking the fence down next door
Does that mean you can get out more?
Yes, I am free at last
Then go have a blast
So I’m off to town - corrrr :smiley:

1076

A lonely old man called Fred

1077

A lonely old man called Fred
Once found a flea in his bed

1078

A lonely old man called Fred
Once found a flea in his bed
He said “Now look here flea”

1079

A lonely old man called Fred
Once found a flea in his bed
He said “Now look here flea”
“I’ve no blood for thee!”

1080

A lonely old man called Fred
Once found a flea in his bed
He said “Now look here flea”
“I’ve no blood for thee!”
Have a drink of Blackcurrant instead