I’ve just had a large glass of beer
and now i do really feel queer
Did i drink it too quick
Cos i think i feel sick
So it’s never again, that is clear.
A poem I wrote about frogs
A poem I wrote about frogs
And how they breed in the bogs
A poem I wrote about frogs
And how they breed in the bogs
How they leap and they croak
A poem I wrote about frogs
And how they breed in the bogs
How they leap and they croak
And have a good soak
A poem I wrote about frogs
And how they breed in the bogs
How they leap and the croak
And have a good soak
Are often seen squatting on logs.
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EZ’s a good laugh on here
EZ’s a good laugh on here
But some of his comments are queer
Sorry EZ you could have done yours 
Ez’s a good laugh on here
But some of his comments are queer
He jokes around with us all
EZ’s a good laugh on here
But some of his comments are queer
He jokes around with us all
And claims he’s quite tall
EZ’s a good laugh on here
But some of his comments are queer
He jokes around with us all
And claims he’s quite tall
And I think we should buy him a beer.
Old Bert was asleep in his bed
Old Bert was asleep in his bed
When a cat came and sat on his head
Old Bert was asleep in his bed
When a cat came and sat on his head
Old Bert gave a shout
Old Bert was asleep in his bed
When a cat came and sat on his head
Old Bert gave a shout
And a bit of a clout
Old Bert was asleep in hid bed
When a cat came and sat on his head
Old Bert gave a shout
And a bit of a clout
Which killed the poor pussy stone dead.
Would you prefer heaven or hell?
Would you prefer heaven or hell ?
Sorry , I’m not going to tell
Would you prefer heaven or hell?
Sorry, I’m not going to tell
But an Angel told me
Would you prefer heaven or hell?
Sorry, i’m not going to tell
But an Angel told me
God was too busy to see me