As I lay asleep on my bed
I woke with a thought in my head
As i lay asleep on my bed
I woke with a thought in my head
I’ll go into my garden
As i lay asleep on my bed
I woke with a thought in my head
I’ll go into my garden
Watch my tender plants harden
As I lay asleep on my bed
I woke with a thought in my head
I’ll go into my garden
Watch my tender plants harden
With an increasing feeling of dread
The frost has killed some of my plants
The frost has killed some of my plants
So I borrowed a few of my aunts
Gonna be a tricky rhyme this one .?
The frost has killed some of my plants
So i borrowed a few of my aunts
I went through her gate
The frost has killed some of my plants
So I borrowed a few of my aunts
But to my dismay
Nah, not for you Tez. 
EZ you missed my line off? 
Sorry Sue. You got in first while I was typing
The frost has killed some of my plants
So I borrowed a few of my aunts
I went through her gate
With some cash on a plate
The frost has killed some of my plants
So I borrowed a few of my aunts
I went through her gate
With some cash on a plate
And found hers infested with ants.
The appointment I just had to keep
The appointment I just had to keep
Made to stop me falling asleep
The appointment I just had to keep
Made to stop me falling asleep
But when I got there
The doctor was bare :shock:
The appointment I just had to keep
Made me stop falling asleep
But when I got there
The Doctor was bare
But his physique just made me weep.
I’ve just had a large glass of beer
I’ve just had a large glass of beer
And now I do really feel queer
I’ve just had a large glass of beer
And now I do really feel queer
Did I drink it too quick
I’ve just had a large glass of beer
and now i do really feel queer
Did i drink it too quick
Cos i think i feel sick